And as for these two…
Your guess is as good as mine.
A couple of piscine piss artists propping up a lamp post?
Or escapees from the fish and chippy, gnawing on their hostage – the salt cellar?
Nothing for it but to fall back on the tried and trusted mantra – it’s the Strand, where the wild things are.
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