Tuesday, 12 December 2017

The #London #Christmas Shopping Guide 2017: Kim Says F&M!

DC Editor Adam writes…

It's the annual Daily Constitutional Christmas Shopping Guide!

Every year the London Walks guides round-up their fave shops and stalls along (or near) the routes of their London Walks tours.


This year Kim's gone upmarket…







In past years I've offered up museum shops for your browsing but this year I'm going VERY upmarket and recommending Fortnum & Masons.  Now this is not for the fainthearted.  Prices can be eye watering but for a special "British" gift nothing does it like the Queen's Grocery store and, in particular, the foodhall.


Enter from Piccadilly and your senses are assaulted with colours, smells and, yes, you can taste the chocolate in the air.  The carpet - feel the thickness as you walk - blots out most noise so you are cocooned in an environment that screams "buy me".

Now resist the urge to pile everything in the basket and do check the price labels but there is always something here that you can afford and you will leave immensely satisfied.  Tea, biscuits, marmalade, jam, all the staples for making your own afternoon tea basket for a gift are to be found and all exquisitely packaged.


Top tip, however, is the sale table.  I'm not sure they call it that because "sale" is possibly vulgar but there is one, believe me.  You will find it at the back of the store, on the right from the Piccadilly entrance and it will have all the goodies that are going out of date or out of season (note, this is not the same thing).  So by 28 December this table will have Christmas goodies displayed at reduced prices - please don't look for a yellow sticker, this is not Tesco's!  If you are prolonging your celebrations therefore, seeing relatives after the main holiday or just starting again for New Year then you've now solved your gift problem.  A wonderful jar of sparkly jam (yes, it has got edible glitter in it) or a box of chocolates to die for and you are all set.

One final request - please do not clear the table.  I'm there on the Friday 29 December after the Old Palace Quarter and that's where I'm heading.  I'd like a special something to help me indulge.





About Your Correspondent

Kim

Kim, who has worked in the House of Commons and the European Parliament, is another 24-carat Blue Badge Guide: she won the London Tourist Board's Guide of the Year award in 2001.






Christmas 2017 With London Walks…


On Christmas Day there are TWO London Walks: 

Walk up an appetite with The Christmas Morning 1660 Walk – meet at 11:00a.m by the big tree in Trafalgar Square



Walk off the pudding with The Christmas Day Charles Dickens Walk – meet by the big tree in Trafalgar Square at 2:00pm










A London Walk costs £10 – £8 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.



Monday, 11 December 2017

Scrawny #TeddyBears?! No! No! No!

DC Editor Adam writes…

Out-and-about on Friday evening for our annual family walk around the London Christmas lights and fancy shop windows in the West End.

Lovely.

Almost all lovely.

Apart from this…



Seriously Ralph Lauren? Fashion-skinny teddy bears? Size Zero teddy bears?




Teddy bears with legs like pipe cleaners? Teddy bears who smoke 40 Marlboro a day to keep their weight down for the catwalk?


Is it just me? Or is a skinny teddy bear a bit… creepy?



Fashionistas! Back off! Leave my Christmas – and my Christmas toys! – alone!






A London Walk costs £10 – £8 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.



In & Around London #Photoblog… Christmas Lights in #CoventGarden

The Monday Photoblog!


Monday is mute on The Daily Constitutional (well, almost mute) – because Monday is the day when we post five images captured in and around London by London Walks Guides and London Walkers.

Collated on a theme or an area, if you've got some great shots of our capital and want to join in send your pictures to the usual address.




Christmas in Covent Garden…



















Christmas 2017 With London Walks…


On Christmas Day there are TWO London Walks: 

Walk up an appetite with The Christmas Morning 1660 Walk – meet at 11:00a.m by the big tree in Trafalgar Square



Walk off the pudding with The Christmas Day Charles Dickens Walk – meet by the big tree in Trafalgar Square at 2:00pm







A London Walk costs £10 – £8 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.



Sunday, 10 December 2017

A Snowy Day In #London (Walks) Town. Or… Keep Calm & Carry On #LondonSnow


David writes…


Just another day (Dec. 10, 2017) on the bridge of GSLW (the Good Ship London Walks).

08:00 Harry rings. He sent his text at 6.48 am. It read: 

“We’re snowed in here [he lives deep in the countryside – has over an hour’s drive to get to London]. Our road is blocked as it looks like it’s been snowing for hours. I’ll not be able to make my tours [Old Jewish Quarter at 10.15 am and the Unknown East End at 2 pm] today. Sorry for the short notice. Will call later. Harry.”

ACTION STATIONS.

OJQ – which is on the launch pad and the countdown as begun (it starts in 135 minutes) – gets top priority.

It’s pde (pretty damn early) Sunday morning but The Boss – the little English rose, the world’s greatest organiser-cum-multitasker aka Mary aka “Poppins” (she’s “practically perfect”) – gets phone bashing. London Walks guides get rung.

Hit a wall – then catch a break.

The wall – none of the half dozen or so London Walks guides who do the Old Jewish Quarter walk – can come to the rescue.

The break – the wonderful Richard Burnip – who also lives way out in the country – is doing the Dickens’ Christmas Carol and Seasonal Traditions walk. Like the Old Jewish Quarter walk it starts at Tower Hill Tube, but half an hour later, 10.45 am. The Sunday morning Old Jewish Quarter Walk starts at 10.15 am. (Forgive me, it’s a bit of operational Royal Navy procedure that London Walks embraced a long time ago – repeating orders back – just to make sure that the order, the information was well-received.) 


Richard Burnip – is it any wonder he’s the star he is? – set out before 6 am this morning to make sure he could get to his 10.45 am Christmas Carol walk. Richard says he’ll make sure he’s at Tower Hill Tube a few minutes before 10.15 am to try to make the emergency landing an easy safe landing for anybody who turns up for the guide-less OJQ walk.

My (David’s) Action Station is to haste post haste get the info up on www.walks.com that we won’t be able to run the OJQ walk this morning but there will be a guide there to look after you and if you want you could go for a coffee and go on his, Richard’s Christmas Carol walk at 10.45 am. Or indeed the Tower of London Walk, which goes at 11 am from the same station.

That hole in the hull sealed and the pumps expelling the bad stuff Captain Mary moves on to the next “taking on water’ part of the GSLW, Harry’s afternoon walk.

That gets fixed immediately. Steve will cover it.


The red Emergency Phone rings again. It’s Molly. She’s not going to be able to get to her Ripper Walk tonight.

Organising – effortlessly, gracefully, it’s like watching this former ballet dancer do an en chainment – Poppins backburners the Molly emergency – that’s hours in the future (7.30 pm) – and gets straight to work on No. 3 Cargo Hold, which has also been holed. I.E., BB Steve (Blue Badge Steve) has just rung in to say the bus he’s on has broken down and he’s going to be late to his Introduction to London Walk. In the way of these things, BB Steve’s call comes in two minutes after a group of ten has rung in to say “we’re a group of ten and we just wanted to let you know that we’re going on the Introduction to London walk.

Mary rings Steve back, “Steve, there’s a group of ten going on the walk this morning now – I’ve got a contact number, which is priceless in the circumstances – it’s important that you give me frequent and regular updates so I can keep them posted.”

Steve: “a friend of mine is going on the walk, she’ll be there.”

Mary: “give me her number.”

When the crunch comes the friend says, “I’m not a guide but maybe I could start the walk – do what I can – while Steve’s getting here.”

Mary: “no, take them into the pub – Steve’s probably going to be 45 minutes late. A ‘sort of walk’ in the cold for 45 minutes with him trying to catch you up isn’t a good idea.”

45 minutes later Steve rings. “It worked a treat. Got them. We’re underway. They’re very happy. Couldn’t have worked better.”

So: No. 3 Cargo Hold sorted.

[And where am I in all of this? Having got the Jewish Quarter Walk Announcement up on www.walks.com I’m hoofing it to Hampstead for my 10 am Old Hampstead Village walk. Getting there was a saga in itself. Made it with five minutes to spare. No walkers. Waited 35 minutes because there were severe delays on the Northern Line. Then walked home. A fair old bit of to-ing and fro-ing – lots of trek – but I got some great photographs, overheard a priceless moment (a mum saying to her three-year-old “Snowmen don’t feel the cold”) and loved every moment of it. And you know something – was supremely confident that whatever it would take Mary would find a way of bringing it about. Making it happen. Fixing it. Making it all ok.]

Which she did. Got Andy to do Molly’s Ripper walk.

So every single below the water line fixed. Water pumped out. GSLW completely shipshape.

I got back about 12.20 pm. Mary on the phone.

ME: “What are you doing now?”

MARY: “Trying to sort out Japan.”



[Author’s note aka explication after the exclamation: we’re going in January.]

13.38 pm:

MARY: “Sorted.”







A London Walk costs £10 – £8 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.